Wednesday, October 1, 2008

VeganMoFo Day 2: Obvious Kitchen Tip #1

This Little Piggy Had Tofu's Obvious Kitchen Tip #1:

Always make sure you close the bag of frozen blueberries before you put it back in the freezer.

Either I spilled a bunch of blueberries on the floor, or someone is playing a large-scale game of Go and black is kicking ass.

Now whenever I give Anna frozen blueberries (quite possibly her favorite thing to eat at the moment) she always says, "Daddy spilled blueberries one time. Daddy say, 'Oh man!'"

She's right. I did say, "Oh man!" when it happened. I'm really glad I didn't say what I wanted to say, seeing as how she repeats it every day. Though I have to admit, the thought of Anna saying, "Daddy say, 'fu**ing sh*t goddamn motherfu**ing son of a bitch!'" every day does make me chuckle a bit.

p.s. I forgot to mention yestertime where you can find links to all of the two hundredish bloggers who are participating in VeganMoFo. That's right, hundreds of bloggers all writing about vegan food for the whole month of October. What could be better?

Here's a page with links to each blog.

And here's VeganMoFo's bloglines page where you can read all of the participating blogs in one handy place.


Jeni Treehugger said...

That made me laugh too!

Bex said...

oh, super lucky you said the censored version of what you were thinking. Although children swearing is funny it can be bad I guess.
It does make me giggle to imagine what that sounds like though.

B36Kitchen said...

I've spilled frozen blueberries many many times. If my daughter was talking yet she wouldn't be repeating "oh man" she would be saying much worse so kudos to you for censoring it!

Veg-a-Nut said...

lol! Good this us parents have our head about us sometimes!

Kris said...

They're gonna learn it somewhere, Al. You might as well be teaching the proper context.

Nice Go reference. Someday, we'll actually play a game.

cristy said...

Lily is also obsessed with blueberries - frozen or otherwise. I am always so glad that they are so high in antioxidents so that I can justify the incredible price.

Sadly I would not have restricted myself to an "Oh Man" and no doubt she would also be repeating my words back to me everyday... Well done.